The Little Criminals have taken upon them a new project: a cd with original songs.

So naturally, I want to be on it. So here you will find — in my version of the English language — the goings on, the doubts and the attractions of writing a song.

Now let me tell y’all a story,
bout this 16 year old girl,
had the sweetest little pony,
on this whole wide stinkin’ wirl